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I remember looking at this doll through the darkness of night as a child, thinking that MaMa's soul was looking at me. It made me feel warm inside... it made me feel better.
At least until the nightmares started.
The doll wouldn't stop, it would wheel towards me, the generic face twisting and convulsing into a face of hatred. "Why are you alive while I suffer in purgatory?" It would hiss through it's wooden teeth.
$150 or best offer. Need the money for drugs.
If your girl still isn't cumming then take the vibrators and gently press them into hot dog buns. Make sure the hot dog buns are a little warm first, or they might be too brittle. You may want to test this on actual hot dogs before proceeding.
If she hasn't cum yet then you're on your own. Your girl's a freak
Makes fantastic boiled sandwiches with musterfd.
Three reasons why you should buy this 3-wheel car of doom:
You can help a brotha out - I gotta sell this thing because it brings too much attention to my scammin'.It's a freakin' shoe! Tell me that's not more badass than a Corvette. It is, hands down.Because you'll get pictures taken from people who are amazed at how badass you are.$29,800 firm, will consider trades for other cars/motorcycles in the shape of everyday objects.
Own a piece of baseball history with this baseball signed by the Bambino himself in 1892 in San Francisco, California.
Babe was traveling to Australia at the time and gave this as a gift to the Mayor of San Francisco, Colonel Andrew Jackson (who would later become President of the United States).
This is literally priceless, but I am willing to let it go for $55,000 CASH ONLY - no debit cards or cashiers checks accepted.
"It will be okay," Fiendly would say, "soon we will be free and eat their flesh."
I love Fiendly, but must go on my journey of death. Looking for a good family to give her to.
Gaze deeply into the voids where their eyes should be as you peel off the outer layer of chocolate skin from their tender baby heads.
Great for parties or as a "sorry you had an abortion" gift!